Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave

Such & such happened, swear mothers.

“It wasn’t me swear mothers”

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022

swearing

THIS UNHOLY THING THAT SHOULD BECOME A CRIME! IF YOU SWEAR YOU ARE ON DRUGS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

example of swearing
me: walks around with my friend
my friend: gets hit in the head with a football
my friend: F***K
me: excuse me that was very unholy

by EndermanPlayzz May 28, 2022

Ball Swear

A sacred oath in which one swears on their balls to seal a truce

person 1:“Jake sucks willy” person2:“you ball swear” person 3:“yeah ball swear”

by jake sucks willy June 27, 2022

Swears

Words that were created that we can't say for some fucking reason

Kid: "fuck"
Adult: "dont say swears ever again thats a bad word."
Kid: "why is it created if we cant say it?"
Adult: "I dont know"
Kid: "why?"
Adult: "im not sure"
Kid: "why?"

by Bruh_M0ment September 30, 2022

Say Swear

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.

2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.

Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.

by Jhinxx May 11, 2023

NO SWEARING

A sentence for swear word haters when someone said a bad word.

someone: *says a swear word*
swear word haters: NO SWEARING

by Ghrna Kharaab Shabd November 30, 2024