Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

swampers

another name for mud tires..typically the brand super swamper

yeah i just got me some 37 inch swampers on er

by josh kosack July 11, 2007

snapper licker

*A small lap dog usually owned by a woman. You know the type of dog that couldn't possibly be useful for anything else.
*A dog presumed to be skilled in the art of cunnilingus, but the term is really just used in jest.

(This term was coined by my great grandfather)

Did you see Maria's friend got herself one of those little snapper licker dogs? Her new full time job will be cleaning up tootsie rolls left all over the house.

by Autohaulic January 19, 2008

slapper

the same as the rest..a slut...I have seen recently that the word comes from Irish 'Sliobaire' which means dirty..sounds like a good explanation for its origin

she's up for a ride she's a right slapper!

by Diarmuid January 8, 2004

ball slapper

sexual position with the womans legs over the blokes shoulders and beig pushed back so theres maximum ball slappage on her arse

Wow she's she loves a good ball slapper does that one

by Rockafellatio September 5, 2007

swapportunity

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light

Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity

by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012

snapper

After orgasm, if left in position, as the male organ softens, and the muscles of the vaginal walls haven't been stretched, in child birth, for example, at some point, the flacid penis will be ejected, not with an audible "snap" as the title would indicate, but with a reaction not found in post-parturition vaginas.

The current trend is for more women to opt for Caesarian Section to avoid pesky labor and to maintain their "snatchlasticity.

He wants me to have a C-Section because he likes my Snapper,... and I like his cuddling.

by Furb April 21, 2006