New Relationship Smugness (NRS)

A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.

"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother

by HIMYM4E August 28, 2012

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003

Smack Smuggler

Someone who takes bare smack

"Man that guy's fucked, smack smuggler"

by ./., April 29, 2010

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

Smugness

a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a fucktard

smugness is the BBC's Robert Peston

by mr magoocantcu December 24, 2008

smuggy

Noun/Adverb: A term of endearment for a loved one. Verb: A synonym for snuggling.

Noun: I love you, you are such a smuggy! Verb: Let's go smuggy!

by MelissaM September 7, 2007