texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017

Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

red raw stranger

someone who acts as though another person should know who they are but do not. The most likely origin of this word is geographic in nature. Used mainly in Brooklyn.

person A acts as though person B should know who they are, however, person B does not know person A therefore person A is a "red raw stranger".

by drivingwheel.beat May 3, 2015

The double stranger

Sitting on your hand and penis until both fall asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone to someone else.

The double stranger bois

by Siob July 5, 2017

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Gay Stranger

when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.

"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"

by Greg "The Captain" Hall October 14, 2006