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im stolen

A person who is sick, chill, amazing, raw, fucked up.
Jessica: Hey who are you?
Amber: Im Amber and im stolen.
by urbnndictionary June 24, 2009
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Stilton

A man who just can't help saying cheesy things.
Everything sentence has an elipses after it and most probably one of these ^_^ and he tries too hard to sound cool, but ends up sounding like a complete idiot.
Stilton: You have to hear that song, it has ear splitting beauty...

Stilton: That town you're in is no place for a gentle female metal lover

Stilton: My kittens love to chill under the duvet ^_^

Sitlton: Coffee and cigarettes = a good morning for DaWN.
by mynamegoeshere September 2, 2006
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Stoaty

A scrawny feminine, German / Jewish / Aboriginal who loves to multi-task by masturbating whilst indulging in an episode of 'Seinfeld' and 'Hebrew Hammer' with his jew beanie on.

He hails from Eildon (A dead end where the road into the town is also the only road out. Oh and Gabby lives there too)

Also referred to as 'Von Stoat'. The 'Stoaty' is also known to dwell in isle 11 of the local Coles supermarket or in front of 'Mr Cashman' at the Bundy pokies.

He is known for his irregular gambling tactics such as Starting off with $100, making it up to $160, then coming back down to $80 to once again withdraw the money from his machine and claim to have won.
Person #1: OH MY GOD! I just won $120!!

Person #2: Yeah, but you put $200 in the machine to start off with you fuckin' Stoaty!

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Mopa: Take my old T.V. cabinet to Eildon you tight arse jew.

Stoaty: I concur.

Mopa: Errr.

Luke: Sizs!!!
by Michael Gemini Lee March 12, 2008
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Stilts

Shit nigga, that ride has some phat stilts.
by Hypereia May 6, 2010
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Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work
Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.
by Nephtes July 27, 2014
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Justin Stoltz

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.
by Jackass360 August 13, 2018
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Stoat reluctant

Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.
"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
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