2 definitions by mynamegoeshere

A man who just can't help saying cheesy things.
Everything sentence has an elipses after it and most probably one of these ^_^ and he tries too hard to sound cool, but ends up sounding like a complete idiot.
Stilton: You have to hear that song, it has ear splitting beauty...

Stilton: That town you're in is no place for a gentle female metal lover

Stilton: My kittens love to chill under the duvet ^_^

Sitlton: Coffee and cigarettes = a good morning for DaWN.
by mynamegoeshere September 2, 2006
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Twatty McCunterson, otherwise known as: cockface, craphead, fuckface, Mr Twat, or more commonly - Mark.

Twatty McCunterson is insincere, perverted, a liar, mean and thinks he is wonderfully charming and funny.
Twatty McCunterson: Hey there, how are you?
Sophie: Go away, Twatty McCunterson.
by mynamegoeshere September 12, 2006
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