stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

stafoo

Jive for the skeleton enemies in the Legend of Zelda series of videogames.

Did you see that? I got the dungeon key and killed the stafoo!

by David Gibbons August 7, 2005

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004

stoob

A stupid noob, newbie, nub.

Wow man... you're not just a noob. You're a Stoob!

by DevilishAngel May 1, 2006

stoogle

Extension of the popular name Stu, This partcular specimen, is almost as usefull for random useless information as the popular web search engine, 'Google'. Therefore, If ever information is required, we refer to "Stoogle".

Question: "How does a quasi-thermo membrane work?"
Answer: "Don't know, ask Stoogle!"

by Animalector January 28, 2007

stooch

slang term used to replace the word "damn".

yo, dat bitch has a fat ass!
stooch.

by wang masta chang February 27, 2003

stoof

to stuff with pot, stuff a pipe, bong, huka, batty.

"yo eb wanna stoof it sat.?" "stoof the bos, and ripp it"

by LisaJoe October 19, 2006