n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
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This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
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2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.
3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.
2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.
3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.
"Dude, look, an eagle!"
"No, dude, that's a statue."
"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."
"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."
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"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."
"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."
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Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
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