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virgin shaming

when an experienced girl or guy makes a “by-choice” virgin feel badly for choosing to be celibate.
A: “you’re uncomfortable with sex?! what’s wrong with you?”

B: “it’s just not my thing, stop virgin shaming me!!”

A:”what the fuck is virgin shaming”
by any.amy June 2, 2018
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Stamping

When you fail to wipe your anus with a firm degree of integrity and the left over shit leaves a circle/streak of stinky fun on whatever you sat on.
My god you didn't wipe your arse properly and now you have stamped all over the bed you thilfy bitch. My white sheets resemble a Cheetah..... All that Stamping is not called for!
by Jamesantenna1 January 19, 2014
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slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.
1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!
by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008
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Staring into the Abliss

When you zone out from everything because your happy.
Honey what are you looking at.
Nothing, I'm just happy. Just staring into the Abliss.
by Paw Lee December 8, 2019
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Perv Shaming

Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
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steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter
1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."
by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011
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Staging

When a girl positions herself in a space (like a bar) in such a way that men are more likely to approach her.
I am always staging when I go out by standing a little outside my circle of friends so that men feel more comfortable coming up to me.
by Jay Rocher December 24, 2011
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