squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

Gamma Squeeze

A progressive investing Innovation and movement created by Millennials and Generation Z to compete against those Wall Street predatory hedge funds and Dark Energy.

An average Joe can now collectively invest in the stock market, investing in the win win of green energy in the Gamma Squeeze.

by Creativelingo January 27, 2021

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

Rectum squeeze

When the poop is half way out of your rectum and your body tenses for no reason and pushes the poop back in creating immense pleasure

Rectum squeeze Seems kinda sus ngl

by Succulent anal seepage September 21, 2021

squeezing lemmons

Going through a yellow traffic light without slowing down.

To avoid getting stuck at red lights and being late for work, I was squeezing lemmons to make it in on time.

by amar711 September 23, 2012

Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014