Cookie shooting

A group of guys masterbating, trying to cum on a cookie. The last one to cum must eat the cookie

I got drunk last night and we played cookie shooting. It taste like shit

by Hasapas July 13, 2007

Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.

Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.

by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013

Scroting

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.

Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is ( aka ) a Swingman or Dunkadelic Swingman. The most versitle and explosive player in the NBA or major collegiate level. Is generally 6'6 to 6'8 in height with power, skills, and athleticism.

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, and the Legendary Michael Jordan are the best Dunkadelic Swingman to ever play in the NBA.

by Derrick E. Vaughan May 19, 2005

turkey shooting

A term used to ask women to suck your penis and swallow.

Hey, girls do you wanna come turkey
shooting with us,we'll shoot and you'll
gobble.

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

Shooting Star

When a person inserts their hand into another person's vagina or anus in a cone shape and then once it is inside spreads their hand into a star shape to promote extreme orgasm (noun)

"Ron Jeremy gave that hussie a shooting star!"

by Reefer_420_Madness January 18, 2012