spockshocka

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.

"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."

by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008

Spock Oven

Achieved when one rips a vicious fart, preferably in an occupied office with one entrance. One then runs out of the office, shutting and barring the door, thereby trapping both occupant and smell inside. Office doors with windows work best, as they allow you to look into your victim's eyes as you whisper "For the greater good" while you keep them trapped.

Dude, I ripped one and locked Pat in the Spock Oven.

Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.

by Hostile17666 September 22, 2010

Sockses

A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed

Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.

by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks

by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011

Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay

Did you know Harley he has gay socks

by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019

change our socks

a friendly way to describe the act in which people get together and smoke an herbal organic substance in the form of a joint, blunt, etc. > to smoke weed

these look dirty, so do yours...we should probably change our socks man

by shanel5 October 20, 2005

Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005