spooze

when a person is soooo wasted that he/she poops and pukes at the same time...all substances being released all at once

last week lawrence whittle spoozed like crazy in his pants and on his girlfriend giula pelizari while they were advancing to home plate in O'reilly's bathroom in brussels

by Renold Oppenheimer January 25, 2005

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013

Splooge Lord

The lord of all splooge memes (Dong memes included)

Hey, there goes Chris, i've heard he's a splooge lord

by XDshadowmasterDX December 10, 2016

Splooge

The word splooge is a word for all meanings

Splooge-
Everything and anything

by Deez sploooge December 29, 2016

Splooge

when sum nigga cum

Splooge on me jimbo

by prolapsed anus May 19, 2017

Splooge

To have explosive diarrhea.

Panic struck midway through my ride on the iconic Cyclone roller coaster at Coney Island, when I realized I had to splooge.

by TARZANSGAL July 3, 2017