by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017
Get the splooge holemug. When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
Get the Gooch Splooge Shootermug. Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
Get the Stooge Sploogemug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019
Get the Sploogemug. by Big Stev April 13, 2021
Get the sploog vaccummug. When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020
Get the Splooge-boxmug.