Split Rose

A vagina.

Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.

You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.

by AznBoi97531 April 11, 2009

Banana Split

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...

tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.

by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005

Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

Splish splash your opinion is trash

They best way to respond to something you don't like

Person 1: ducks are horrible animals
Person 2: Splish splash your opinion is trash

by Ducks are great May 25, 2020

Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

SplitPiss

After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...

"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."

by Fecesboy May 31, 2004

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006