Spastamicated

A person is very retarded and can't do anything for himself

Yo Jimmy is spastamicated

by My space February 21, 2018

Spasmoid

A ficking penishole, acting like a ficking spasmoid

“Go shag ya nan, ye ficking spasmoid”

by AngetheNOTspasmoid March 5, 2018

spasmodically

something that happens on and off

here and there through the city, machine guns and rifles broke the silence of the night, spasmodically...

by Angels Will Come October 5, 2018

spasm specimen

A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head

Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen

Barry: Oh 😭

by battyman 223 October 29, 2018

spamalanche

The avalanche of e-mail that occurs when someone inappropriately sends out an e-mail to a large list, which then triggers "reply all" from many list members to remove them from the list. When this occurs during a holiday, the out-of-office messages also echo back and forth, worsening the problem.

That IT newbie sent a note to a global e-mail list during Christmas, and the ensuing spamalanche crashed our server!

by Ansel Thedog December 29, 2018

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Spazmaloon

Likewise to a spastic, or spazmoid. Someone who goes by the name Sid Spicer

You know that Sid Spicer is a real Spazmaloon

by SIDS a flog September 7, 2019