Shaking hands with Satan

To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"

by HahaNope December 3, 2013

Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.

I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.

Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)

by King George III (Benny Hentai) March 23, 2020

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Spanking

Spanking has 2 definitions

Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum

Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.

<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€

by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020

shaking orgasm

the point where sex feels so good on your clit that your legs cant even be stable anymore, most of the time a clear liquid will squirt out of your pussy called squirting.

jessica : how was it last night with jake
brit : omg i had a shaking orgasm-

by freakyjuless February 14, 2021