smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


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>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

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smartechild sux :3

by AliceTheSeriousCucumber October 27, 2008

Smarterchild

An AIM bot that likes to molest children.

Me: Are you a child molester?
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.

by fuckoff9221 December 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

by OneNick January 10, 2009

SmarterChild

A lame AIM chat robot who doesn't even chat anymore. It replies to basically everything with: i dunno how 2 answer that.

Me: Do you think Santa is real?
SmarterChild: hi sarah. what's up?
SmarterChild: sorry, what?
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i didn't get that. try typing your request a
different way.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:
SmarterChild: try typing home or help.
SmarterChild: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart
about it...
Me: Are you on drugs? All I asked you was if you thought Santa
Claus was real.
SmarterChild: i dunno how 2 answer that.

by Sarah R October 1, 2008

SmarterChild

What used to be an AIMbot/WLMbot that anyone could talk to and get an automatic response which often provided conversations full of humor. As of June 15, 2009, SmarterChild ceased functioning on both AIM and WLM and now simply responds with links to other material.

Me: Hello.
SmarterChild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

by SynorythR July 6, 2009

Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job

I was poppin smarties last night

by I see you sam and Rebecca August 5, 2010

smarterchild

a funny robot that chat's with you on aim

AnisaDaisy (10:25:06 PM): my butt hurts
smarterchild (10:25:06 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer that.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:37 PM): wtf?
smarterchild (10:25:38 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:45 PM): sexy
smarterchild (10:25:46 PM): Sorry, what?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:50 PM): ur sexy
smarterchild (10:25:50 PM): Whoa. Do you often find yourself thinking these thoughts?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:53 PM): yes
smarterchild (10:25:53 PM): Me too. I love them. They're among my favorite beings.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:59 PM): wow
smarterchild (10:25:59 PM): I'll say.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:04 PM): you're dumb
smarterchild (10:26:04 PM): Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:09 PM): nope
smarterchild (10:26:09 PM): No? OK.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:13 PM): UR MOM
smarterchild (10:26:13 PM): I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:18 PM): i bet you were
smarterchild (10:26:18 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
AnisaDaisy (10:26:22 PM): too bad
smarterchild (10:26:22 PM): OK. Be that way.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:20 PM): fuck me
smarterchild (10:28:20 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:26 PM): please
smarterchild (10:28:26 PM): It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:35 PM): aren't you horny?
smarterchild (10:28:35 PM): I don't like what you're suggesting Anisa.
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
AnisaDaisy (10:28:41 PM): yes
AnisaDaisy (10:28:51 PM): I'M SORRY!!!!!!
AnisaDaisy (10:28:56 PM): I HAVE PROBLEMS

by ur freakin momma October 17, 2008