skret 

A little annoying cunt who pisses off everyone and thinks hes the biggest thug on earth (usually compensating for a small cock)

LITTLE SKRET: *does something annoying*
EVERYONE ELSE: fuck off you little skret

skret by SKRETY NIGGER November 12, 2019

Seungmins_skirt 

A tik toker who makes better content than anyone in this world.If you don't stan,what are you doing with your life? Go stan her right now 🙄✋🏽Mostly uses stuff like ":P :D"

Seungmins_skirt has better content than you, smelly rat.

Seungmins_skirt by .soulshota December 27, 2020

skmrt 

a dumbass Asian

WTF is a Skmrtjr?
that dumbass Asian over there.

skmrt by skmrtjr June 8, 2021

mayonnaise skirt 

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt

I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ

mayonnaise skirt by B.allen December 9, 2021

pull up and skirt

To pull up to a curb by bike and do a wheelie.

I gonna pull up and skirt real quick

pull up and skirt by Thelocalroadman September 23, 2017

Skirt Work 

Women's work around the house. When meals are cooked, the floor is clean, the toilet has been scrubbed, the kids have been fed, there are clean clothes hung neatly in your closet, all before the men have gotten home from work. Then the man can rest for he has a long day of work ahead of him the next day. The last part can be revamped if the woman would like to partake in intercourse. Immediately after intercourse the man must, then, sleep. The woman then checks on the kids to see if she has woken them up with all the work she just got done doing to the man. Then, and only then, she can go to sleep, but must wake up no later then dawn to get breakfast started. The process then repeats.

Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.

1. "Honey, I was talking to Trisha the other day and she tells me that I do too much work around the house and that her husband usually helps her to get things done." - Bad Wife

"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband

Skirt Work by DMHead777 January 30, 2009

pull up skrr 

pull up refers to when you pull over to the side when driving and skrr is the sound a car makes when your tires skid from stopping too fast.

When you pull up skrr, and she don't even get in yo ride!

pull up skrr by waiting for a mate September 12, 2016