Skret

A skank who is clearly on Ket .

Dude: Hey u off to the festival mate?
Dude 2: Nah allow it, there's bare Skrets about.
Dude: Yer but they'll prob give u a free blowey
Dude 2: I'm alright to be honest. I'd rather rub one out than let some skretter at me.

by SadiaWillMosh June 22, 2016

Skret

(skr-eh-t)
An insult used to tell someone that they're a dirty/filthy sperm cell.

"dude, i wish your mom ate your dad's skret."

"fuck you, i'm not a fucking skret."

by nep and ell July 27, 2018

skret

A little annoying cunt who pisses off everyone and thinks hes the biggest thug on earth (usually compensating for a small cock)

LITTLE SKRET: *does something annoying*
EVERYONE ELSE: fuck off you little skret

by SKRETY NIGGER November 12, 2019

Skret

A mix between a "meff", "scruff" and "scatty" person.

Shut up ya skret.

by MFKD2012 August 31, 2012

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009