v. An act of unsolicited penentration, either physical or psychic, of ones body or soul involving multiple individuals or entities resulting in physical, psychological or emotiional injury.
Bryant was simulfucked by the MOD, MICU resident and Cardiology and so didn't get of the hospital until after 8:00 PM.
by Chanesaw May 12, 2010
Get the Simulfuck mug.A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.
Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
by boi-1-da July 6, 2011
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Someone who is constantly told they look like a famous person, but in reality only moderately resemble them.
by JMc4008 February 4, 2010
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The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.
- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating
by soul8o8 October 22, 2004
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I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?
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Get the Simulization mug.What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.
Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.
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