Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel 

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel by mockschmock December 8, 2006

Rusty Shovel 

The act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. Once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others rectum. When hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. May be repeated if desired.

His mom gave him a Rusty Shovel last night because he didn't do his homework.

Rusty Shovel by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011

pussy shovel 

a broom, also used to violate your college roommates genitals.

I am going to pussy shovel Marge.

pussy shovel by mbd_ps April 10, 2010

Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.

Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.

Brain Shovel by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010

spunk shovel 

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

spunk shovel by wistler212 April 14, 2010

Bullshit shovel 

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

Bullshit shovel by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010

coke shovel 

Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.

Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.

coke shovel by CokeShovel#1 October 2, 2013