Shoma

Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.

Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.

Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*

by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

shlom

verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.

a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.

by bonahhhbo November 4, 2008

shom

cocaine, coke, snow, blow, Peruvian marching powder, skeet ulrich, blowcanus, rails, darts, etc.

I'll throw down. Let's write our names out in shom.

by Eerats October 2, 2007

Shoomp

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003