Shoeonder

Someone who ends up sleeping on shoes

Oh look, we have a shoeonder here, should we wake them?

by JJwelpThatsthat November 19, 2025

a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

by Macdeez August 21, 2013

shitty shoebox

The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it

I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox

by I have 2 dads December 31, 2015

gresham shoemaker

Weird person with glasses and a broken wrist.

Gresham shoemaker is a butthole

by Big boy 89 April 21, 2017

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Adam Shoomook

An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)

He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)

Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment

Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook

by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019