shoemo

Abbreviated version of Shoemosexual. See Shoemosexual.
One who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a homosexual.
Akin to what Homo is to Homosexual.

Hey man... that guy is wearing prada shoes... What a fag! "I'm not gay! I'm just a Shoemo!"

by Justin R. Mayfield May 5, 2006

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

by seedy old man August 4, 2012

The Shoebox Project

a much-beloved and very popular James/Lily and Remus/Sirius fanfiction on LiveJournal, written by jaida and rave. it has inspired cult-followers, much squeeing, and more.

"OH MY GOD. SHOOOOOOEEEEBOOOOOOOOX," I typed into a 'The Shoebox Project' AIM chat.
"UPDATE?" another responded.
"YESSSS," was my reply, provoking much use of capslock and squeeing among my companions.

by katekoo September 17, 2006

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013