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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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poopy butt shithead

A person who if physically disallowed by science to play on the xbox
by Bruhmovement May 19, 2020
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Josef Benjamin Whitbread

King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.
Josef Benjamin Whitbread, is a king, even like a God of Satan
by Mexican God of fire November 1, 2020
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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
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Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words
Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!
by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022
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