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Seitz

1)A not so well known street name for marijuana; derived from Tommy Seitz.

2) The action of smoking marijuana, usually chronic. (past tense-seitzed)

3) Seitzed-The state of mind of being high or stoned from smoking the chronic.
1) That's some chronic seitz.
2) You got that seitz?
3) Let's seitz.
4) We seitzed the seitz.
5) We were so seitzed we ate everything.
by TommySeitz March 10, 2009
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Make like Seinfeld

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To depart from or leave while “being on top”
To depart from or leave while being the best in the industry
To depart from or leave while having the world in the “palm of your hand”
To depart from or leave before you decline in popularity or ability

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Make like Kurt Cobain
Make like Michael Jordan
After Frank won the WSOP he decided to make like Seinfeld.
by Dirtbag_420 April 22, 2006
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seismograph

An instrument for automatically detecting and recording the intensity, direction, and duration of a movement of the ground, especially of an earthquake.
"Uh-huh, yeah.. The needle is moving back and forth really fast.. That's bad, right?"
by Camo The Great December 15, 2004
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SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.
Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?
by dead777 April 20, 2010
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swag seizure

1. when one is so swagged out that a slight convulsing of the head occurs. normally in a tilted back fashion accompanied by mild, swaggy mumbling.

2. when ones swagger level reaches an uncontainable point, inducing a full body seizure. usually in the form of doo-doo dumb giggin'.
Joe was cupcakin' so hard that he AND the boopie had a swag seizure!

you should have seen spence last night man. he was giggin so hard he had a swag seizure.
by MC slimjim October 19, 2011
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Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.
last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.
by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018
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seinfeld moment

A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009
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