Seattle Spinner
Seattle Spinner by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009
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Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat
When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008
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The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
Seattle Philharmonic by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009
Seattle Taquito
When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
Seattle Taquito by the tacquistador November 30, 2013
seattle mudshark
When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
seattle mudshark by Walk the Jewels June 18, 2018
Seattle Sandwich
When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.
Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.
Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.
I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?
Seattle Sandwich by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
Seattle University
Seattle University is literally an overpriced piece of shit. Literally, you are paying for human defecated fecal matter. Seattle U is poo poo because overall its education is sub par at best and the campus life is lackluster. Nursing, Law, Business and Engineering are exception programs. However, any programs outside these areas are shit. The whole schools budget is dedicated to marketing and athletics. Thus, most programs get inadequate funding. Most of the professors I have encountered are uninspired and robotic. Furthermore, the social scene at Seattle U is non-existent. People divide themselves into cliques and the school makes no major effort to create a campus community. Parties suck. The girls are dykes who dress like they just experienced WWII. Most people are extremely politically correct. This is not an institution for free thought and debate. Lastly, the campus is genuinely ugly it is as beautiful as Elliot Rodger masturbating to frat girls.
Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.
Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.
Seattle University by CCPMan May 23, 2017