Long Screw

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.

Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(

by NotStepbro March 31, 2021

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008

screw dat

basically meaning screw that or forget that- turning down something ridiculous, stupid, or pam.

"Screw dat! I'm going home."

by RW October 25, 2004

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.

The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.

by rperazag July 6, 2010