Felix Schliemann

a term used often as British slang for "emo"

bro your such an Felix Schliemann!!!

by goobie snoob January 6, 2024

Gerry Scaries

an unfortunate event that shakes things up prior to the Gerry wedding

Those Gerry Scaries are really keeping me on my toes.

by meeshlozano April 11, 2024

Let's get schiested!

The act of becoming drunk, plastered, hammered, etc...

"Let's get shit-faced!"

"Hey guys who wants to get schiested?"

"Let's get schiested!"

by Carguy96 May 3, 2014

Tyler ray schriber

A boy that used to be young and hot but is now the face of tweeker twinks around the world...

Tyler ray schriber tweaks so much california kicked him out.

by Confusious said July 31, 2019

The Dirty Schreiber

When you premature ejaculate on a girl's chest and then she grabs your face and rubs it in your cum and you spit on her.

The Galway fest champion gave that troglodyte The Dirty Schreiber last night.

by Cal naughton jnr March 6, 2022

Caleb Aaron Schreur

Caleb Aaron Schreur is just so handsome and perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart. He takes care of you and make you feel his love; CHERISH IT WHILE IT LAST. He is the most protective and loving young man. He's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his PERFECT, AMAZING weirdness. I miss that SO much about him. He'll do almost anything to make you smile or laugh! He's just hilarious! He'll tease you until you can't stand him anymore; but he could pretty much NEVER annoy me.

If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, I know that Caleb Aaron Schreur likes you now, that you like him, and doesn't like me anymore...but PLEASE don't be dumb like me, I REALLY blew it. I was being too naive, thinking that I could just be friends with the guys around me, but DON'T because it ruined things for me...Just adore him. If you are going to go through with this, please PLEASE take my advice, Caleb Aaron Schreur is the most important person that could be in your life, at least, he was in mine. Treat him the way you feel...I didn't. He thought I didn't really care for him but, if only he knew how things were in my head...I thought he knew, but, I guess not...I'll love him forever, even if he doesn't feel the same for me...the hurt of loosing him will never truly go away no matter how hard I try. He is and always will be on my mind, forever...

by SatineKidman01 May 14, 2022

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025