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schmeer

verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."

3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.
Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.
by Jubilation T. Corndog October 21, 2006
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schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words
Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."
by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004
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schpeeler

One who schpeels.
1. She spoke very quickly and with much energy, just as any accomplished schpeeler should.

2. He told his story just like a schpeeler, never leaving out any interesting details.
by Schpeeler May 13, 2003
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schpeeled

Past tense of schpeel

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We completely schpeeled all day yesterday.
by Schpeeler May 28, 2003
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schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target
Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.
by Jordan June 13, 2003
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schpeenette

Lisa is such a schpeenette!
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schpeen

Arabic word for Best Man in a wedding
Bill asked Tom to be his Schpeen for his upcoming nuptuals.
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