Scheme wain

Child from the scheme

Happnin Chloe just got chased aff 40 scheme wains watch oot

by Jamierogersthesche December 3, 2019

Schmerb

One with poor self-awareness that they are indeed the joke—usually from behaving in a foolish, douchebaggerish way absent of any clue that they are a moment away from an invite as Guest of Honor for a dinner solely for schmucks tool strapper

Did you see Mike making that lame argument thinking he was clever? Whatta Schmerb!

by Daisy4853 January 31, 2020

Schumer

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer

Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.

by Dogplorable March 30, 2020

Schumer

From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.

Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

Scheermongering

attempting to arouse public fear or alarm about a something you don't understand.

The former leader of the Conservative Party of Canada accused a former Senior PMO advisor of wanting to throw people out of windows to their death, but he was actually just Scheermongering.

by Spazzerelli January 12, 2021

schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021

Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.

Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021