sand cookies

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!
by Cosmosssssss December 07, 2011
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Sand Wedge

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.
by PlayoffBeard November 26, 2011
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sand whistle

The applicator for a tampon
Little timmy found a sand whistle that washed ashore and decided to play Mary had a little lamb with it.
by Munch McGash September 24, 2017
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Sand Spook

All those Sudanese are sand spooks
by Bloergie-do May 25, 2010
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Sand Ket

A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg
person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city
by realtackshooter August 16, 2023
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Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.
She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.
by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
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Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.
by GuidoTexan October 18, 2010
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