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samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls
that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die
by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008
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Simone

An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.
Simone- omg what are you wearing. That is so stupid
Friend- what do you mean I thought it was cute?
by Rolly polly panda March 15, 2020
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shamone

Slang used by black crazy assed mo-fo's
shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man
by Daniel Smith June 18, 2004
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Saboner

a very annoying, but fun Sabina. Sometimes may jock you but is still loved *** cough by many. =)
Yo Saboner stfu.
by Mahi chacha October 22, 2008
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Salone

Super nice and slightly emo girl obsessed with music and book/TV fandoms. That sounds kind of weird, but trust me, if you become best friends with her, she'll be the most caring, considerate and kind girl you can relate to and who will always be there during your hard times.
"Who's the best friend you've ever had?" "Oh, definitely Salone. She's awesome!"
by Im always right xoxo July 3, 2017
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Simone

A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.
“Bro, my girlfriend cheated on me to score some drugs.”

Sounds like Simone to me.”
by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020
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salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
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