one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

Three-Eyed Salamander

noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......

by TakeTheColtrane April 20, 2008

Salman farsi

A wannabe badass guy with a small wiener. Sound at first but suddenly a weirdo will arouse

Wow hes so annoying. Hes salman farsi

by Written by a smart guy September 1, 2019

Salman ghazali

Sexy fat boy

Can you tell salman ghazali my number

by The sexiest boy November 17, 2020

anatomical salesman

a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.

ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.

by blake yancey July 18, 2007

Mohammed Salman

A nice guy but a total Bokachoda(dumbass)

He’s such a Mohammed salman

by Sexybrown666 August 14, 2018

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021