soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Soap Hole

A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.

Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.

by Hot Franklin October 20, 2021

Barbecue soap

When you drop the soap in the shower so the person puts barbecue sauce on his penis

“Oops I dropped the soap” well get ready for some barbecue soap

by Random words that make me die November 16, 2018

Dry soaping

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.

by THAT_ECHHH December 7, 2018

typical soap

A phrase used to describe a person who is weird and has a unique characteristic behavior.

Jesse:Hey! Was up!

Sophia: idk what s doing on.. im going to start a series on horror short films and I don't wanna do to college and I don't wanna do anything and im bored..

Jesse: dude chill man... ur such a typical soap..

by Jazzy_ June 18, 2017

Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022