Dick Root

The base, or root, of the male genitalia. This non-visible portion of the dick runs beneath the balls and forms a strong foundation for the erect dick. It is often neglected during stimulation.

Yo man, Shaquanda gave me the best BJ last night. She sucked me dry, all the way to the Dick Root man.

by ThirdSt May 31, 2009

root

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

root of all evil

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?

Its just a tad presumptuous.

by BadLieutenant August 15, 2004

root oil

The white milky substance that your mom loves to suck out of my root

"got a headache? Come get some of (insert posessive form of username here) root oil.. just pull on this hose a few times then suck it out"

by LikMahBawls September 14, 2009

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

Ben Roethlisberger

A type of sexual intercourse, in which a male is performing oral sex on a woman, then hops onto a motorcycle without a helmet or liscence, and wrecks it into her taint.

"Oh man, my wineglass was so sore after Justin gave me my first Ben Roethlisberger last night."

by bronsonality May 28, 2008

root

Male sexual organ used to reproduce.

Brett likes to play with his root.

by tommy d717 May 17, 2006