Roger Goodell

A person who lacks intelligence and often suffers from a missing or extra chromosome. Also, does not understand logic and common sense and is hated by most, if not all, people. Don’t be a Roger Goodell.

“Did you hear about the new rule Roger Goodell came up with?”

by TrickyVic April 24, 2020

Rogerina

Rogerina is Roger Taylor from Queen dressed as a smoking hot school girl that will make you question your sexuality.

Person 1: I have awesome legs
Person 2: have you seen Rogerina?
Person 2: your legs are like diseased twigs compared to Rogerina’s legs

by Wallace and Gromit is lit April 3, 2021

Rogers

Rogers is that one guy who has their first name written as someone else’s last name. People just call him Roger. Ah, classic Roger. He is a Loyal dude, can sometime get aggressive and somewhat emotional, but overall, he loves life to the fullest. A Rogers does not have much patient, can get mad pretty quickly. Can laugh very easily and when you get to know him, you’ll know what a great friend he is. Cough cough “boyfriend”. Not the ideal student in a school tho.

“Go and find your self a Rogers”

by PARKYTURKY March 8, 2022

Roger Guggenheim

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."

by rogerguggenheimapologist September 1, 2022

dill roger

Describes someone who is a a Jack Ass or a douche.
Example; Do you know John, that guy is a real Dill Roger.

Do you know John, that guy is a real Dill Roger.

by JT Duke March 7, 2015

Cheeky Roger

Leaving class or a meeting to perform the act of masturbation

Yo Daf had a 'Cheeky Roger' in science class

by BadmN580 June 14, 2017

Shelley Regner

The cuddliest southern-belle with dance moves that could rival Beyonce. Has literally been there the whole time as Ashley Jones in the Pitch Perfect movie franchise. Likes her coffee black, but is a sucker for a splash of hazelnut creamer. She is the best bear-hugger in the entire universe and will choose dogs over people any day.

I can recall that the best hug I ever received was from Shelley Regner.

by ShelleyBeans July 10, 2018