1st rounder

A star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but Is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.

Jay Cutler is the OG 1st rounder. So much talent, but man, that guy does not Careeeeee about fucking anything!

It finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks Swede and Levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.

That devin kid just doesn't have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. No wonder he ended up as a sophomore year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.

by Straight Cash Homie March 23, 2017

Meat rounder

Meat rounder is when you randomly choose one of your female followers on IG, click their profile, and then go to every picture of them and fap for 20 seconds. If you nut, you have to tell that girl that you been beating your meat and busted on her pictures

-hey, I accidentally lost meat rounder and busted on your face picture.

-send pic

by tzernut March 5, 2018

california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019

pizza rondelle

The newly established way to describe a pizza cutter wheel or round knife. It emphasizes especially the magnificent sharp edges of a marvelous tool.

The ethymologic origin of this expression stems from French.

You really cut yourself with a pizza rondelle? But how...?

by PerfectlyBalanced June 5, 2020

ed renders

The inability to work on fire alarms appropriately and safely

That fire alarm engineer has done an Ed Renders to that fire alarm!

by Couldhelpubutbollocks November 11, 2021

Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game

A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.

by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021

Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...

Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2022