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South River

A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.
1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River

2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.
by pilaman November 5, 2008
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eagle river

the coolest place in the world to go to for summer vaction
i went to eagle river for summer vaction biatch
by TOM OD May 6, 2005
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Menam River

The old name of the Chao Phraya River (Jao Praya, Chao Praya, the River of Kings, etc.) given by Westerners who resided in Siam (Thailand) until like 1950s, it means "River River" in Thai. This means it originally doesn't have its name, people back then just called it "Maenam" (or Menam).
This river has its length at 376 km, it used to be about as long as Mekhong river back in the ice age period, the mouth was at the current location of South China Sea halfway between Borneo Island and Ca Mau Peninsula, Vietnam.
All the maps written by the Westerners used to labelled this river that flows through Bangkok "Menam River".
by Shiine-1 February 27, 2022
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Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.
by blockofcheese April 5, 2020
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Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.
by silversoul94 December 8, 2019
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River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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park river

Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.
Park River is a town in North Eastern North Dakota
by Iykyk2506 November 25, 2019
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