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Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!
by gee and l May 16, 2011
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Redding

The best small town in CT, Redding is host to many of the stereotypes also found throughout Fairfield County, CT. Most families reel in over $150,000 a year, and live in $600,000+ homes, with more than a handful of houses priced at over a million dollars. This is to be expected after all, it is Fairfield County.

The younger generation in Redding attends Joel Barlow High School. Those attending the high school share their learning environment with their fellow Eastonites, making up a student body of about 1000, giving you an idea as to why Redding is the best small town. Due to the small student body, most sports team are unsuccessful, especially football and hockey, although soccer fares considerably well each season. School spirit is nearing an all-time low. A small number of students choose to avoid JBHS and go to private school, but remain close with their public school counterparts.

The school is plagued with wannabe kids yet to find their purpose in life. JBHS is home to no shortage of emo kids and ghetto wannabes. Cliques based on these dress styles and fake personalities form among the entering freshman quickly. The emo kids band together, and the ghetto kids pretend to be 'down' in the 'rougher cities' like Brideport, see B-po, and Norwalk, despite the fact many of them probably only visit relatives in these towns.

By far, the most consistent stereotype among Reddingites is the trademark North Face fleece wearing, Jeep Cherokee or better driving, DMB listening teenager, who is not ashamed to buy weed or alcohol with his parents cash. Unless you are an emo bitch or a ghetto punk, the most popular music to listen to is Dave Matthews Band. When asked why, you typically justify with the comment, "Because it is just so chill". Compared to the nearby, and wealthier towns of Westport and Fairfield, Redding teens sport their pastel colored polos less, but there is no shortage of preppy looks either.

For enjoyment, partying is the name of the game for Redding kids. Beiruit, or 'ruit, as it is commonly called is quickly becoming Redding's favorite pastime. Drugs are fairly common as well, and there have been a considerable number of drug busts at the high school for such a small population. Rich kids with too much time on their hands...
"I left my iPod, cell phone, and dime bag in my North Face. Shit, my Jeep is still running, I forgot to turn down the DMB music too. I'll be right back"

"Must be from Redding..."
by Kickin' it in January 5, 2006
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Reeding

Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?
by dax22 April 16, 2011
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reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
by wildcat February 8, 2005
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Late Night Reading (LNR)

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.
"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."
by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011
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Reading

Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).
Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?
by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009
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alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
by n genn February 13, 2010
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