reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016

Reading

You are doing it.

You are a dumbass if you are reading this

by No new name used by anyone els October 9, 2016

Reading on

When you can read someone like a book.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"

by Gman210 February 10, 2017

Reading Rainbow Tapeline

A point to where a person's tapeline is so messed up it can be anywhere ,hinting to the first part of The Reading Rainbow theme song " I CAN GO ANYWHERE....."

People who dye their tapeline like the colors on a rainbow , Usually on accident.

Jaylon: Nigga you got dat Reading Rainbow Tapeline it's saying " I CAN GO ANYWHERE!!"

Jenny: Uhh DAMN GURL YO GOT GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND BLUE ON YOUR TAPELINE!

WHAT THE HELL YOU DID MAKE YOURSELF A READING RAINBOW TAPELINE?!

by Grumpy Gril'la November 28, 2016

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019