Rachel

The best person ever. One of the few reasons you'll still want to live in this fucked up world. She'll talk to you when no one else does, and give you the confidence to talk to other people. She'll ask for nothing from you, even though you'll want to give her everything.

I love you Rachel. I'm just too scared to tell you.

by pseudonym i guess March 19, 2021

rachel

a cunt

lemme haiku this shit out:

rachel is a cunt
Rachel is hella boring
Cunt ass mufucka

by mama eric October 29, 2023

Rachel

Rachel is a very good person to be around, she can light up an room even when the vibes aren’t there. She is supportive of her friends and family. Rachel is funny, caring and very smart individual. She has a mind of her own and that makes her a strong will person. Her ideas are so brilliant that everyone comes to her for advise period. Rachel is overall an amazing person, if u ever get a chance to meet a Rachel never lose them because that itself will be a Humongous loss!!Marco Polo my bitch (yk yk)

This women is an Rachel

by Jeeli May 29, 2020

Rachelitis

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.

You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!

by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019

Rachel

Most Rachel’s I’ve met with a surname of P to be specific are pretty girls and seem shy at first but eventually once you get to know them they have the most complicated personalities they can be bullies from my experience have an addiction to their phones and talking to boys which they are highly good at Rachel’s are popular and are the best a pretending to be innocent They don’t have the best relationships with teachers or people in general there is a lot to them I would stay away from them as my opinion but they can also be sweet funny girls if they’re not like the ones I’ve met

“Rachel is being complicated again”

by tq_karma December 27, 2019

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019