Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
by Harry Potter fan same person December 31, 2021
A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 07, 2019
Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 04, 2024
by raccoonsrcute January 25, 2023