Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
by JonCollinski April 10, 2006
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
by Xenos Aegletes May 02, 2012
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put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!
by Sophia V. April 29, 2020
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put a shine on

Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.
Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.
by Here To Help 711 May 09, 2016
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Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.
I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.
by Wiktorus November 15, 2007
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Putting paid to

used in Great Britain/Australia/Canada-

putting an end to
Putting paid to the gossip that their romance was over, they reported their engagement to the Press this Friday.
by NYDr.Sue October 25, 2011
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