Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo March 31, 2012

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.

People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda January 04, 2005

Punt oval

British for American football

Its not even a ball it should be call punt oval

by Scotto1983 June 20, 2018

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 09, 2021