picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010

purcase

When a purse is so large that it is actually the size of a small piece of luggage. A purse/suitcase.

Shante - "Hey, are you on the way to the airport? I didn't know you were going on a trip."

Ashanti - "Yeah, I'm didn't want to have to pay for another check bag so I'm carrying on my purcase."

Guy - "I hate paying $20 for consessions at the movie!"
Girl - "No worries, just stash your treats and soda in my purcase."

by chess5 May 5, 2010

pucksel

a thing/person that's so annoying, you just don't want to know it

guy1: let's play with those guys
guy2: naw, man, they're so pucksel

by LuckyNose December 4, 2010

picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

pecass

Pronounced like "pee - cass", it is a word combination (wombination) of pecan and ass. It refers to a nice bottom of a pecan colored (tanned or not) woman.

Yo, did you see that cutie over there?! She has a nice pecan ass, or pecass.

by SanDiego August 10, 2013

pubcaster

public broadcaster - TV, radio, etc

The BBC is expected to end months of speculation by announcing this week that several early episodes of Doctor Who that were thought to be lost have been returned to the pubcaster.

by anna-beth October 9, 2013

Picasso (a girl)

Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.

"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"

by Urbandirty December 19, 2013