Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

psuedopolypyrohomonecroacrobeastiality

Pretending to have sex with many dead, burning animals of the same sex at a great altitude.

"That guy's messed up. He committed psuedopolypyrohomonecroacrobeastiality."

by theresgottobesomenameicanuse February 25, 2010

pseudo gay

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)

dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.

by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009

Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009

Pseudofact

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.

Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.

by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009

Pseudo-baby mama

1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.

2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.

3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.

Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.

by Sweet_Kiss_of_Death August 1, 2011

pseudo pro-life

A person who supports making abortian illegal, but supports others methods of terminating life.
Ex. War, Death penalty,

Anti-choice is the proper word.

The Republican Party is full of pseudo pro-life supporters.

by ????^_^???? October 30, 2006