Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

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Cuddles for puddles

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A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

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pants-puddle

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.

I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.

by Davidizzlewham October 19, 2007

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Puddled

To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.

Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!

by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012

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