Popcorn Axis

When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.

Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.

by popcornaxischick December 23, 2022

Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 13, 2019

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

Popcorn wank

When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.

"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"

by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016

popcorn powder

a questionable name for white popcorn seasoning

hey wanna come over for a movie we have popcorn powder

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013